Being pregnant leads to a lot of complications. Today’s expectant mothers have a long list of things that we can’t consume (caffeine, NutraSweet, lunch meat, alcohol, unpasteurized cheese, nitrates…) , and that we can’t do (stand too long, exercise too much, play contact sports).
While these things are widely known, there is a secret that no pregnant lady is talking about, but husbands across the globe are coping with every day.
While the kid is in there, taking up space, other organs have to shift to make room. This can cause some intestinal troubles. Mix this with a change in diet, some pretty intense vitamins (have you seen the size of those things?!) and it is a recipe for some pretty serious farts.
Here’s where my problem gets unique: I’m a school teacher. I can’t just shut the door to the cubicle, visit the restroom, or even leave a crowded area when I’m experiencing the less pleasant side effects of pregnancy.
I’ve bought an Airwick. And moved my favorite students to the back of the room.